The Absurd Stuff To Buy If You Win the Lottery

I don’t know what happened suddenly but there seem to be people winning the lottery left, right and centre. My husband was very inspired and has bought some lottery tickets himself. I am doing my bit to help – by making this list of absurd things I will buy once we actually win the lottery! What? Hermes Birkin

Huh? What? Its a bag.

How much? £68,906.12

Hahaha. No, this is not a drill.

Why? Because I am crazy and have more money than sense. Although the official line is because its good investment.

What? Panthers de Cartier Necklace

Huh? Some bling!

How much? Only £54000.

Why? Its shiny! And has diamonds. And emeralds. And something called black lacquer which sounds yum.

Whats that? Dior VIII Baguette Diamants

Oh, its a watch. Its more diamond – sorry diamants, than watch. But yeah, in essence its a watch.

Price? £42,900. But if you dont have that extra £900 you can’t buy it.

Why? I have always wanted a white watch. I have a black Titan one (which costs INR 1500 or £15, but I feel this is the next logical step.)

Lovely. But what is it? Ashima Leela Tones of Blue Pearl Work Embroidered Lehenga

Ok, how much? £21,182.67. Only.

Seriously? For cloth? I can understand that for diamonds, sorry diamantes, but not cloth! Its made with blue pearls. I have never heard of blue pearls before and I don’t really like pearls too much but this is the same concept as adding diamonds to a watch.

But seriously why? Its sooooo pretty! And its probably so heavy that if I ever wear it, I will not be expected to do anything but just sit. Although I probably won’t be able to breathe either. Compromise.

For real shopping tips (if you haven’t won the lottery that is), have a look at our Zara shopping guide post or our other shopping tips.

– Anisha